Famous Quotes, Quotations, Aphorisms and Sentences

Famous Quotes

Inspirational Quotes & Sentences

A quotation, also called a quote, is a fragment of a human expression, most often written or oral, which has been inserted into another human expression. This latter type of quotation is almost always taken from literature, though speech transcripts, film dialogues, and song lyrics are also common and valid sources.



Quotes are sorted in alphabetical order by the author’s first name.

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P. B. Medawar
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.

P. D. James
What a child doesn't receive he can seldom later give.

P. D. James
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.

P. G. Wodehouse
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

P. G. Wodehouse
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

P. G. Wodehouse
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.

P. G. Wodehouse
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

P. G. Wodehouse
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

P. G. Wodehouse
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

P. J. O Rourke
The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show others how kind-hearted and loving you are and their improved opinion of you will be very comforting.

P. J. O Rourke
There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

P. J. O Rourke
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

P. J. O Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

P. J. O Rourke
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

P. J. O Rourke
The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.

P. J. O Rourke
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

P. J. O Rourke
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

P. J. O Rourke
Never fight an inanimate object.

P. J. O Rourke
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

P. J. O Rourke
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.


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